i am cat ✂️
@catb0icarti
🐊 • full time tomboy, part time shitposter ✂️ ：私人电报频道
Joined January 1970
199 Following 119.9K Followers
i’m (not) sorry tobey’s suit will always be my favorite in my heart, nostalgia or not. i don’t care if you disagree. fuck you.
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everyone stop what you’re doing, a very beautiful girl just followed me. behave and act normal.
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group activities scare me because it requires either knowing how to: drive, swim, ride, cook, TALK and i don’t know how to do ANY of those things
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happy national girlfriend day, she doesn’t know i exist but i love her so much
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fuck you. i’m biting you for no reason.
*BITE*
*BITE*
*BITE*
*BITE*
*BITE*
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going through all the hoarded figures i’ll be selling, i require a witty merchant to appear immediately. take the big titty plastic girls in exchange for coins. purge my filthy inventory asap pls.
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i am totally not incredibly jealous (lie) of anyone who went to SDCC. i’m super chill and definitely don’t care (lie). i probably didn’t miss anything important anyway (i did). it’s fine. (its not.) everything is fine. (it’s not.)
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might close down my DMs. too many bots, not enough desperate people begging to be stepped on.. unless?
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new predator. new alien. maybe AvP AND maybe a shin godzilla sequel. new cloverfield too. how am i suppose to contain the big beast inside my pants? it’s just not fair for a monster fucker like me.
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