bf requirements:
> alive
> 4 inches or more (yes it is enough)
> nerdy
> likes my body 😳
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i might be a sleepy homebody girl, but my thighs are thick and my skin is soft
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during my MRI today the music paused for a 3 minute commercial about pentis shots and the tech left me there to suffer
2
24hrs and not one of you has wanted to shower together while I wash ur hair sensually!!! didn’t ur mom teach you how to treat woman???
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bye guys im gonna close my phone while its left on vibrate and put it on my lap. Dont you DARE like this while im away!!!
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me
>goes in public
*person looks at me or makes eye contact*
OH MY GOSH DO THEY KNOW WHAT I DO 😭💀😭💀😭
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me
> i want to take care of a man
random comment
>you jsut want our money
i am the one with the money, i don’t need urs <3
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